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These interactions are between a developer and technical architect. Comparing them with Sarfarosh movie's Inspector Salim and ACP Rathod. Enjoy............................................. ARCHITECT: Kaise ho developer? DEVELOPER: Thik hun Sir. Yeh document dene ke liye aaya thaa. ARCHITECT: To tum is module pe kaam nahi karoge. DEVELOPER: Nahi Sir ARCHITECT: Aur yeh aapka faislaa hai. DEVELOPER: Faislaa karney wala main kaun hotaa hun sir. Faislaa to aap bade log kartein hain. Ek javascript bug mere module mein nikal aataa hai, aur saarey project mein khusar pusar shuru ho jaati hai. Aur mujhe us module se hataa diya jaataa hai. Kyun. Kyun ke main developer hun. Aur aaj aapka project crash ho jaata hai, koi kuch nahi bol rahaa. Kyun, kyun ke aap Technical Architect ho. Ek badi post pe hain. Aur kisi bade baap ke b괥 hain. ARCHITECT: Technical Architect. Badaa baap. Aap jaante hain mere pitaaji ko. Who mere pitaaji hain. Puchhiye unsey main kaise banaa Techn...

Patel is a Gujju-bhai. Patel was bragging to his boss one day,’ You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.’ Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, ‘OK, Patel how about Tom Cruise?’ ‘Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.’ So Patel and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise’s door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts, ‘Patel! Great to see you!’ You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!’ Although impressed, Patel’s boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise’s house, he tells Patel that he thinks Patel’s knowing Cruise was just lucky. ‘No, no, just name anyone else,’ Patel says. ‘President Clinton,’ his boss quickly retorts.‘ Yes,’ Patel says, ‘I know him, let’s fly out to Washington.’ And off they go. At the White House, Clinton spots Patel on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, ‘Patel , what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your...

Once PVNR (PV Narasimha Rao), L.K.Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav were travelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an accident and all three of them died. Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death. He asks PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN. But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he should be sent to HELL. Laloo is not at all happy with this decision. He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public positions, etc. Then why the differential treatment? He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before a decision is made; and should not be just based on opinion or pre-conceived notions. Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an English test. PVNR is asked to spell " INDIA " and he does it correctly. Advani is asked to spell " ENGLAND " and he too passes. It is Laloo...